tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6136697205726218907Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:32:26 +0000http://unmuse.blogspot.com/unmuse@gmail.com (unMuse)Blogger535125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6136697205726218907.post-2409435824251159689Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:52:00 +00002009-10-25T16:11:16.211-04:00After much indecision and, to be quite honest, neglect, I've decided to sort of put this blog on hold until something changes. For awhile I haven't really been too keen on posting all of my psychological ramblings (for privacy's sake since a nosy little [expletive deleted] started invading my space) nor do I think a blog is a place for "look how cool I am". Considering I will be embarking on a http://unmuse.blogspot.com/2009/10/haitus.htmlunmuse@gmail.com (unMuse)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6136697205726218907.post-1269593968361736797Wed, 07 Oct 2009 16:02:00 +00002009-10-07T12:11:59.917-04:00idiotsphotoshop(taken from and linked to Boing Boing as well as Photoshop Distasters)"Last month, Xeni blogged about the photoshop disaster that is this Ralph Lauren advertisement, in which a model's proportions appear to have been altered to give her an impossibly skinny body ("Dude, her head's bigger than her pelvis"). Naturally, Xeni reproduced the ad in question. This is classic fair use: a reproduction "http://unmuse.blogspot.com/2009/10/oh-ralph-lauren-youll-never-learn.htmlunmuse@gmail.com (unMuse)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6136697205726218907.post-4029538686974634942Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:33:00 +00002009-09-29T12:05:03.630-04:00randomlifeWhen a woman comes to you ask ask for compassion, that is not an invitation to berate her and beat her down even further. Listen, we don't like to admit we're feeling weak. We're not supposed to be. We're supposed to be strong, liberated, "I don't need a man" women. Being vulnerable is as difficult for us as much as it is for you. The least you could do is appreciate the fact that we are telling http://unmuse.blogspot.com/2009/09/dear-men.htmlunmuse@gmail.com (unMuse)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6136697205726218907.post-733759484131078056Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:13:00 +00002009-09-28T19:11:23.466-04:00restitutionbetrayalangerI'm not sure if anyone (all 3 of you) will remember about 3 months ago I wrote this long post about how this dude was caught red-handed being a pedophile, went to jail and court but was released after only 4 months because the prosecution didn't feel they had enough evidence....Well.. The fucker is going directly to prison (I'm assuming) after his trial October 1. Why?At the beginning of http://unmuse.blogspot.com/2009/09/karma-bitches.htmlunmuse@gmail.com (unMuse)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6136697205726218907.post-6305336148083103142Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:06:00 +00002009-09-28T14:07:38.748-04:00poetrywe use each otherabuse each other.tell white lies andconfuse each other.kiss in the dark andperuse each other.not wanting to let goof the time we have.we tease and tickleexciting the sensesfilling in the gapsthat are all too clear.we snicker and smolderstretching the limitsknowing neither onewants to control.the confidence you givethe confidence you getit will all disappearif our world doesn't http://unmuse.blogspot.com/2009/09/symbiosis.htmlunmuse@gmail.com (unMuse)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6136697205726218907.post-307340987368417744Tue, 08 Sep 2009 22:14:00 +00002009-09-08T18:16:53.628-04:00bakingfrom my kitchenfood http://unmuse.blogspot.com/2009/09/from-my-kitchen.htmlunmuse@gmail.com (unMuse)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6136697205726218907.post-8442838209161837540Mon, 07 Sep 2009 00:13:00 +00002009-09-06T20:45:19.128-04:00drivebyneighborsrandomlifeBefore I get into the story, I want to stress that I live in a "normal" middle class neighborhood. It's very similar to the neighborhood I grew up in - kids, old people, mostly homeowners instead of renters, parks.The average cost of the homes are around $70,000-90,000, depending on size. The lawns are well-maintained and since the drunks across the street moved out, there isn't crap strewn in http://unmuse.blogspot.com/2009/09/drive-by.htmlunmuse@gmail.com (unMuse)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6136697205726218907.post-932657806080593386Sun, 23 Aug 2009 20:35:00 +00002009-08-23T16:36:02.139-04:00randomWho the hell are all of these people?Signed,WTF?!http://unmuse.blogspot.com/2009/08/dear-facebook.htmlunmuse@gmail.com (unMuse)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6136697205726218907.post-7677851643414264884Tue, 18 Aug 2009 01:38:00 +00002009-08-17T22:38:39.901-04:00preseasonfootballjacksonville jaguarsI'm writing this even before the 3rd quarter at Miami is over. Why? Because even if you win, solely by scoring field goals I might add, it doesn't matter. And you can't blame the rain so don't even try.There are some good things happening too, but the game was too uncomfortable to truly enjoy Witherspoon's interception. I mean, I felt stupid for even cheering.Why is Scobee tackling on special http://unmuse.blogspot.com/2009/08/oh-my-dear-jaguars.htmlunmuse@gmail.com (unMuse)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6136697205726218907.post-6867779761851838892Fri, 14 Aug 2009 00:14:00 +00002009-08-13T20:16:31.975-04:00footballI don't care that it's preseason.I don't even care that it's Cards @ Steelers..Why?It's football and I'm happy it's here.http://unmuse.blogspot.com/2009/08/footballgasm.htmlunmuse@gmail.com (unMuse)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6136697205726218907.post-6228702054341114926Thu, 06 Aug 2009 16:17:00 +00002009-08-06T12:50:39.851-04:00politics.. To be an informant on criticism against what's being referred to all over the internet as Obamacare."There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care. These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation. Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the http://unmuse.blogspot.com/2009/08/obama-wants-you.htmlunmuse@gmail.com (unMuse)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6136697205726218907.post-8008459122013203577Mon, 03 Aug 2009 19:31:00 +00002009-08-03T15:33:41.723-04:00lifeSo I've been kind of quiet lately. There has been a lot going on. Like my best friend moving to NY this past Friday. It's been kind of sad and not wanting to be whiny and emotional, I've been reticent to blog.But today I'm immersed in baking and finally broke down and got a facebook account so I can keep tabs on her and her husband without using oh-so-precious cell minutes.Other than that life ishttp://unmuse.blogspot.com/2009/08/its-been-quiet.htmlunmuse@gmail.com (unMuse)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6136697205726218907.post-5502591004276186533Fri, 31 Jul 2009 02:09:00 +00002009-07-30T22:10:44.947-04:00photographyhumorzombiesThis is what happens when myself, a recently gifted zombie toy and plates from a cookie press are in the same room...http://unmuse.blogspot.com/2009/07/strange-bedfellows.htmlunmuse@gmail.com (unMuse)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6136697205726218907.post-4311183669480133030Wed, 29 Jul 2009 15:08:00 +00002009-07-29T11:10:16.844-04:00car repairsfailureWell, I can't replace my solenoid because I can't even get the damn starter off. Stupid bolts are stuck. (And yea, if I had a running car I could go get the pb blaster. But I don't, so don't tell me to get it. WD-40 is junk.)http://unmuse.blogspot.com/2009/07/no-go.htmlunmuse@gmail.com (unMuse)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6136697205726218907.post-3420880359390942171Wed, 29 Jul 2009 03:19:00 +00002009-07-29T00:20:54.546-04:00drinking gameA drinking game that only the players know about. At the beginning of the night out, everyone picks a "position" and follows those "rules". (Tear as many pieces of paper as there are people playing, write "Dictator", "General" on 2 of them and throw everything in a hat. Or program some random java script, whatever.)But here's the thing, you aren't necessarily stuck with those cards. A majority ofhttp://unmuse.blogspot.com/2009/07/despotism.htmlunmuse@gmail.com (unMuse)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6136697205726218907.post-1595670633763857886Mon, 27 Jul 2009 05:45:00 +00002009-07-27T02:20:19.238-04:00car repairsjeepGuess what I get to do Tuesday?I get to replace my solenoid on my Jeep!I have known it was going bad for a few weeks now. Starting was becoming more and more sluggish. Finally it gave out at Publix a few days back. I've been smacking the solenoid for the last few days and Sunday it finally decided it had enough and refused to be that easy. So, after a push start (yay for 5 speed transmissions andhttp://unmuse.blogspot.com/2009/07/dirty-hands.htmlunmuse@gmail.com (unMuse)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6136697205726218907.post-1275890436675475797Sat, 25 Jul 2009 21:12:00 +00002009-07-25T17:14:26.363-04:00randomfunnypornI ended up looking at porn while I was simply trying to figure out how "crack whore" is properly written.(crackwhore, crack-whore or crack whore?)http://unmuse.blogspot.com/2009/07/okay-then-internet.htmlunmuse@gmail.com (unMuse)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6136697205726218907.post-3084914443807366324Wed, 22 Jul 2009 22:41:00 +00002009-07-22T19:17:13.580-04:00bakingpicturesMmmmm.. Sweets..Gourmet Grasshopper Cheesecake w/ CremeDe Menthe Frosting & Mint Chocolate DrizzleBug CupcakesPeanut Butter & Jelly CupcakesGourmet Marble Cheesecake w/ MilkChocolate FrostingWhat makes the cheesecakes "gourmet"? A layer of white cake and frosting.http://unmuse.blogspot.com/2009/07/yesterday.htmlunmuse@gmail.com (unMuse)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6136697205726218907.post-6007570570952678266Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:11:00 +00002009-07-22T11:23:31.935-04:00rantfast foodIt's been a long time since we've seen each other. For the past few years, I've stayed away from fast food all together, but the other day I had a very specific craving for your nuggets and waffle fries.I grew up going to your chain with my grandparents. They were staunch supporters because your owners are Christians. I, however, just loved how crunchy your batter was. There was always little http://unmuse.blogspot.com/2009/07/dear-chik-fil.htmlunmuse@gmail.com (unMuse)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6136697205726218907.post-4024913873969381936Wed, 22 Jul 2009 02:57:00 +00002009-07-21T23:03:20.036-04:00randombakingTwo white cakes layers, a grasshopper cheesecake (with 1 1/2 cups of creme de menthe), a marble cheesecake, a dozen jumbo peanut butter and jelly cupcakes and a dozen jumbo bug cupcakes which included 5 colors of frosting (thanks, martha!).PLUS! 2 miniscule fires (one because apparently grasshopper cheesecake drippings are flammable and I put a lit cigarette on a recipe on the porch table insteadhttp://unmuse.blogspot.com/2009/07/my-day.htmlunmuse@gmail.com (unMuse)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6136697205726218907.post-3942567792878296481Tue, 21 Jul 2009 03:20:00 +00002009-07-21T11:45:16.828-04:00video gamerandomsuggestionThe PS3 (and xbox I guess) need a gun remote so we can shoot annoying people that are in the cut scenes. Not to necessarily change the game but to release pent up anger at fucking ridiculous characters. (see: Buzz Quiz)http://unmuse.blogspot.com/2009/07/needed-addition.htmlunmuse@gmail.com (unMuse)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6136697205726218907.post-3462908804848624382Fri, 17 Jul 2009 06:50:00 +00002009-07-17T02:53:51.439-04:00tosh.0awesome"Hey Captain Appropriate, now is not the time to butt-fuck your mother-in-law."click here for tosh.0 @ comedy centralhttp://unmuse.blogspot.com/2009/07/tosh0-quote.htmlunmuse@gmail.com (unMuse)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6136697205726218907.post-6309439074063646117Tue, 14 Jul 2009 21:49:00 +00002009-07-14T17:55:24.610-04:00photomy kitchenTo everyone who says they can't bake because they have a small kitchen, I offer you this:This is really the only available counter space that I have and everything for a Grasshopper Cheesecake is there. Flour, sugar, egg shells, the banana peel is from making banana buttercream frosting for banana split cupcakes, crisco spray, creme de menthe, cream de cacao, sour cream, chocolate graham crackershttp://unmuse.blogspot.com/2009/07/small.htmlunmuse@gmail.com (unMuse)6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6136697205726218907.post-5932136682637961097Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:22:00 +00002009-07-14T14:18:59.154-04:00paranoiaSo.. for breakfast I was eating a cherry turnover with a plastic fork and knife. About halfway through I heard the fork pop and a small bit of one of the prongs broke off. I searched through the bite I had just cut but didn't find the piece and still haven't found it around my desk or anywhere else. What all this means is that now I'm paranoid that I ate the piece and it's going to tear a hole inhttp://unmuse.blogspot.com/2009/07/im-kinda-scared.htmlunmuse@gmail.com (unMuse)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6136697205726218907.post-3166148014683962743Tue, 14 Jul 2009 02:08:00 +00002009-07-14T12:28:58.025-04:00dogfunnyMy dog Isis responds to "jesus". I'm going use this for fun and games.http://unmuse.blogspot.com/2009/07/hilarity.htmlunmuse@gmail.com (unMuse)0